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Why am I here? Well, as the title suggests, Im shit at dating (those two flies are getting more than me!)… and I have a head full of musings about all sorts of subjects.. and I’m a sucker for song lyrics… and people laugh at my (true) stories – like the time I got drunk on a Friday night and woke up across the channel on a beach in France the next morning, but that’s another story… And my brain never shuts up, so, as I can’t just open my head and take my brain out for a rest, this is my attempt to unload my brain, so it will (hopefully) be quiet for a while. So, if you’re ready for the rollercoaster that is my life, put your feet up and relax…